What I Would Miss the Most in a Zombie Apocalypse

A lot of people often ask themselves, what would I do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Well today, I find myself asking a slightly different question. What is it I would miss the most about normal life if I were in a zombie apocalypse?

I have thought long and hard about this, and I think I have narrowed down the aspects of my life I would miss the most. So without further ado, here are a few of the things that I think that I would miss the most.

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I’ll admit, it is one of the first things people say when asked the same question, but never underestimate the importance of a hot shower. Especially when you find yourself covered in decaying zombie goo on a near daily basis.

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A decent meal is definitely up there on the list. Most of my life revolves around food, and I have a feeling that Krispy Kreme won’t be continuing business in a post apocalyptic world.

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Now this is one I think we will all have on our list. I have no doubt that I would miss NOT BEING SHOT AT. Especially by children.

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I wouldn’t consider myself a people person, but I do think there would be a point in my zombie filled life where I would actually miss social interaction, and no, I don’t mean the shooting kind, just a good old fashioned conversation.
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Sex. I would definitely miss sex. I mean, the thought of lowering my standards does fill me with fear, but so does the idea of a lifetime of celibacy.

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Being able to unwind after a hard day and watch TV. Even if it was just for a little background noise.

So back to my original question. What would I miss the most in a Zombie Apocalypse? Well after much consideration, for me personally, it has to be the cheeseburger. A life without the meaty, juicy goodness covered in cheese and smothered in ketchup, encased between a toasted bun is just a life not worth living.

For this reason, I would have to vote no to the zombie apocalypse, and in turn, to dieting.

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What would YOU miss the most about normal life in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Share your answers in the comments below.

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